gookgod:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re trying to set us free

I feel a new shark movie is going to appear from this. How about in biting the cable, the shark is digitised into the Internet. From here it then causes terror and panic as it tears it’s way through, eating each webpage it comes across (mostly porn) from a single Google search. 

gookgod:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re trying to set us free

I feel a new shark movie is going to appear from this. How about in biting the cable, the shark is digitised into the Internet. From here it then causes terror and panic as it tears it’s way through, eating each webpage it comes across (mostly porn) from a single Google search.